He's on the field with his two adorable kids, his team just WON the Super Bowl, and his wife is literally in labor as he's celebrating.
Principal Murray killed a half-court shot during a school assembly, and when Matt Reed went to cover the story for WCVB News he just had to make it a competition.
He's absolutely denying that Texas A&M spent a ridiculous amount of money in order to recruit new players.
Many NFL fans were pretty quick to call out Poles and the Bears for his comments after this press conference.
Just two suburban dudes duking it out with their respective snow blowers, and then going about their days like nothing happened.
In this short, wholesome clip we get to see Shaq make some interesting statements about the speed of space travel.
Listen, maybe you're excited for the Metaverse - but this looks like such a dud of a time.
Apparently the combinations on their lockers are just their birthdays, which can literally be Googled by anyone.
Some Marine Sergeant actually paid the Island Boys for a cameo to convince his superiors to not kick him out of the military... for getting a DUI.
It really does look like a great sitcom, and it seems unbelievable that this wasn't an actual TV show.