Apologies and eulogies have both been interrupted by incredible plays, so at this point you're just tempting fate.
He's looking for a car and a houseboat, all while being one of the most loveable and silly players in baseball.
BBC reporter Clare Balding has gone viral for a remote interview she did with a British swimmer who won Olympic Gold in a freestyle relay, where she compliments him on his third leg.
Matt Damon went on the Dan Patrick Show the other day, and was asked who he would root for if the Bucs and Patriots played each other in the Super Bowl.
Whether or not the cheating allegations are true, no one deserves to be farted on.
In an Olympic interview you never expect to hear the question, "did you poop?"
They asked if his mom was still alive, which if you do a quick Google search - you'll see she's doing just fine.
Kendrick Perkins had some pretty bad takes about the Bucks before their big win, and Jalen Rose wasn't about to let him forget about it after game 6 - making Perk a little defensive about it.
From one of the most tone deaf statements from Bezos himself, to parody videos, to Twitter dragging him through the mud - it was a pretty opinion filled day about the rocket launch.
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison decided to squash some rumors claiming he defecated in his pants at a McDonald's in 1997 after attending a rugby match. He joined the Australian radio show "Kyle and Jackie O" to clear up the whole situation.