And they literally had to ask, 'are we trespassing right now?' Yes, you're cooking dumplings in a closed restaurant in the dark - of course you're trespassing.
A 3-year-old girl asks her dad what's in a package at the front door. He says it's body wash and she blurts out probably the funniest description of body wash you'll hear from a kid.
A Louisiana man found himself stuck in a traffic jam the other day, so rather than wait like a normal person he decided to jump off of the bridge he was stuck on.
He totally butchered a common phrase, but also used it at a time that didn't really make sense.
A woman on TikTok is accusing a DoorDash delivery driver of stealing her Doritos Locos Taco. Her evidence? A picture of the driver's fingers with Doritos dust all over them.
It's a cat making a warbling sound turned into a catchy little tune, and it actually sounds pretty good.
I know some people say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but these questions have to be the exception.
People are saying it just looks like a bad SNL skit, and they're not wrong.
A man was sitting at a stoplight in his convertible when someone rolled up next to him, and when the light turned green they threw a lit firecracker into his car.
A 61-year-old woman in Texas tried to join a 4th of July parade on her tractor, and parade officials told her no. So naturally she floored it when cops tried to stop her, and she ended up crashing into a fence.