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Dog Walks Into The Woods, Comes Back With A Dildo

Well it's a darn shame this didn't actually happen in the town of dildo because that would be the most perfect full-circle moment. What if the woods in Dildo is where dildos come from!? Apparently dildos can come from anywhere which is exactly how ...

2019-08-06T09:30:57-04:00August 6th, 2019|

And The Sexiest Accent In The World Is…

Is there any bigger turn on than a sexy accent? We don't think so! The folks at Big 7 Travel recently noted that there are currently over 7,000 languages in the world. Yes, SEVEN-FREAKIN'-THOUSAND! And sure, while some of them may sound a bit ...

2019-04-30T06:38:31-04:00April 30th, 2019|