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City Council Interrupted by a Suspected Swear-Cough

City Council Interrupted by a Suspected Swear-Cough

Remember back in middle school when you wanted to swear in front of the teacher but didn’t want to get in trouble? A great solution at age 13 was the swear-cough… cursing while choking...
Ninjas In Arizona Are Rejoicing Over Nunchuck Legalization

Ninjas In Arizona Are Rejoicing Over Nunchuck Legalization

Did any one else know it was ever not legal to own nunchucks? Apparently back in the 70's when martial arts movies were all the rage, legislators worried criminals would start to use nunchucks as their...
Philly Resident Spray Paints Penis Over Pothole

Philly Resident Spray Paints Penis Over Pothole

'Tis the season for pothole problems, people, and some are more fed up than others! The same giant pothole has been on this neighborhood's street for weeks so to finally get the city's attention and...
Canada Uses 'Poo' And 'Pee' Mascots For Flushing Awareness Campaign

Canada Uses ‘Poo’ And ‘Pee’ Mascots For Flushing Awareness Campaign

So apparently we have been lied to, big time, and now we've got two heroes to save us from the error of our ways! Apparently, "flushable" wipes are actually not flushable! We know, right!? Those filthy liars! Well,...
Washington State Senator Apologizing After Insulting Nurses Everywhere

Washington State Senator Apologizing After Insulting Nurses Everywhere

Recently Washington State Senator Maureen Walsh made a comment that infuriated nurses everywhere and now she is apologizing. Walsh was standing up debating a bill that would give nurses mandatory uninterrupted meals or breaks during...
Couple Moves To International Waters To Avoid Laws, Could Now Face Death Penalty

Couple Moves To International Waters To Avoid Laws, Could Now Face Death Penalty

A couple from Michigan recently got rich off Bitcoin and moved to a floating house in international waters off the coast of Thailand. Apparently this is an actual thing called "seasteading" with the idea that...
Proposed Georgia Bill Would Require Men To Report Every Release Of Sperm

Proposed Georgia Bill Would Require Men To Report Every Release Of Sperm

You've probably seen this headline across your news feed but here is your confirmation...it is real. The bill, HB 604, would make it so men would have to report every release of sperm to law...
There Was A Hot Debate About Nickelback On The Senate Floor Yesterday, What Side Are You On?

There Was A Hot Political Debate About Nickelback Yesterday, What Side Are You On?

Well, the hot debate of whether or not Nickelback is one of the best damn things to happen to music has made it all the way to our very own government! The people who make...
Free Beer and Hot Wings Proposed Bill In Florida Could Make Petting Your Pup While Driving Illegal

Proposed Bill In Florida Could Make Petting Your Pup While Driving Illegal

So, let it be known here that the state of Florida is not taking a shot at puppies. It is actually part of their distracted driving policies like texting and driving. Like with any proposed law...
Woman 'Just Trying To Get Some Ranch' Interrupts Presidential Candidate

Woman ‘Just Trying To Get Some Ranch’ Interrupts Presidential Candidate

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand from New York recently announced she's running for president and what better way to show the people you're down-to-Earth and relatable than hosting a Q&A at a bar? It was pretty...

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