A farmer in WI grew a 2,520-pound pumpkin and it would've been the heaviest grown in the country this year and been worth more than $20,000 - but it was disqualified due to a tiny, fingernail-sized crack.
A farmer in Michigan had a dispute with his neighbors, so he's been using his cows' manure to build a 250-foot-long wall of poop right on their property line. Police say they can't do anything about it because he's technically not breaking any laws.
This North Carolina farmer's got jokes. And his chicken? It's just the audience he's looking for! C'mon, chicken. It's not that funny. https://youtu.be/h5HJO6-IjkA