Here’s Why Prison Won’t Allow Inmates To Have Chocolate
Keri Blakinger is a former prisoner who explained why she wasn't allowed to have chocolate: Prisons don't allow alcohol, and chocolate will often contain chocolate liquor.
These Cadbury Chocolate Santas Look More Like Chocolate Easter Bunnies
A guy in Australia noticed a suspicious looking Santa in the candy isle, and decided to buy it to see if it was actually an old chocolate Easter Bunny.
Someone Sent Us Phallic-Shaped Chocolate!
Big thanks to whoever sent us this phallic-shaped chocolate last week! Joe loved it!
A Swiss Town Was Covered In Chocolate After A Factory Explosion
A chocolate factory in Switzerland had an issue with their ventilation system, which caused an explosion that sent cocoa powder raining down on the town. Not surprisingly, while discussing the story this morning, we got off track pretty quickly.