You Won’t Believe What Was Making Sounds In This Guys Attic
He thought it was a squirrel, then maybe a raccoon...turns out it was something much, much larger than a rodent. Source: KOCO5
Since When Is Having An Orgy Illegal?
A Nightclub manager has been arrested on charges for promoting prohibited conduct and providing live entertainment that featured nude acts. Weird, it sounds like a normal strip club. Source: FOX5
Philly Jesus Gets Dragged Out Of Church
Michael Grant aka "Philly Jesus" was dragged out of the double doors of a church after refusing to leave an installation ceremony. "I scrapped my feet," was his main complaint. Philly Jesus must have missed what they did to the first guy. Source: NBC10
Jail Riot Ends With Flash-Bangs & Pepper Spray
A special force unit had to be deployed in a jail in New Mexico to stop a riot. Inmates were armed with their shirts, a garbage can, and a microwave...?! Needless to say, they didn't hold up well against what the guards brought to ...
A Florida Teacher Was Methin’ Around With Undercover Cops
This Florida woman obviously didn't realize she was methin' around with undercover cops when she asked for her drugs to be delivered to her classroom. Remember kids: stick to math, not meth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YFfm2pJPeY Source: CNN
It’s A Black Market QVC You Have To See To Believe
Everything in this news story was stolen. EVERYTHING. Seriously, how the hell do you steal all of this without anyone noticing? Source: WHNT19
Dude Recorded An “Adult Film” In A….Gas Station?!
This dude apparently pulls in TONS of cash filming adult short films, but his most recent project (filmed in a gas station snack aisle) not only landed him in the interrogation room but it might be the reason the gas station closes. Source: FOX6
How Far Will Instagram Models Go For Followers?
Kelly Kay Green had 275,000 followers on Instagram but that number jumped after a stunt she pulled at the Superbowl. The stunt helped her climb to 308,000 followers and also helped her climb into a pretty orange jumpsuit. Source: NBC
Seattle’s Very Own Superhero Is Behind Bars
Pheonix Jones was once a boxer, then an MMA fighter but gave that all up to fight crime in his home city of Seattle. While he defends the innocent, he also maybe selling Molly, a recreational party drug. I guess vigilante crime-fighting doesn't pay ...
Florida Man Arrested For Pointing Laser At Aircraft
A 41-year-old man was arrested in Florida for shining a high-powered laser at airplanes attempting to land at a nearby airport. He was also seen attempting to throw things at the police helicopter above him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=INjB5Vvuzv0&feature=emb_logo Source: CNN