James Blight of Haines City told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence.
The takeaway here is to be more careful when using your stolen goods, because you might accidentally leave some of you behind as evidence.
A traffic helicopter captured the entire adventure, and there was no word on if police were able to catch him.
Oklahoma police made a statement saying that they've never seen anything like this before.
Bobby Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42, were both arrested on multiple accounts which include medical battery, aggravated maiming, and conspiracy.
A mother and her 2-year-old son were walking around the Aurora Village Transit Center in Washington when they were approached by a man who offered $1,500 in order to buy the toddler. The mom said no, but did gather his contact info in order to give it to the police.
In Philadelphia a 58-year-old man smashed his way into Fox 29's news lobby with a sledgehammer, and had to be tased in order to be restrained by police.
Lorenza Marrujo stands just about 5 feet tall and has 26 years of martial arts knowledge, much to the dismay of the man who broke into her apartment complex the other night. He broke into both her apartment and her 81-year-old friend's apartment but was quickly stopped by Marrujo after he knocked her friend to the floor.
He drove from Louisiana to Florida after meeting the teenager in an online chatroom 2 years ago, and they came up with a plan to keep him hidden from her parents.
Marco Mazzetta, the driver in the dashcam video, says that he was trying to defend himself after another driver pointed a gun at him.
