• 00:00 – A woman way overslept on an airplane
  • 14:31 – A water worshiper is a faucet fugitive
  • 27:06 – An alien abduction support group
  • 39:35 – We’re live in Albany!, a serial toilet clogger is on the loose, airport urinals
  • 57:03 – Joe’s hotel bing eating and odd workouts, a guy knew he was being scammed
  • 1:11:45 – How much money would you get from an ultra-zillionaire?
  • 1:24:48 – FBHW Report – Donut bears, cop smashes windshield, Australian Bachelor
  • 1:44:46 – Ugly traits that are banned on a beautiful people dating website Part 1
  • 1:55:49 – Ugly traits that are banned on a beautiful people dating website Part 2
  • 2:02:20 – Proposed rules for the chivalrous gentleman Part 1
  • 2:17:03 – Proposed rules for the chivalrous gentleman Part 2
  • 2:31:01 – Dumber Than The Show Trivia
  • 2:41:10 – Three things you’d eliminate as if they never existed Part 1
  • 2:55:16 – Three things you’d eliminate as if they never existed Part 2
  • 3:09:29 – Robert Plant sings Immigrant Song, feces in the pool, what we learned
  • 3:18:11 – Segment 17: Today’s Show, Carly The Dog, A Swimsuit Fail And Facts Of The Day