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Guy Streaks At The Waste Management Phoenix Open And Says 'It Was Worth It' (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on February 07 2018
Adam Stalmach and friends were talking about how funny it would be for someone to streak at the Phoenix open which is when Stalmach told himself "if you want something done right, do it yourself." 

Stalmach then decided he would pound eight drinks in an hour, strip down to his socks, and make a sad attempt at naked break-dancing on the 17th green of the Waste Management Phoenix Open. 

Like any streakers at a big event, the video went all over the internet and news outlets and Stalmach was arrested. 

He spent five days in jail, has to pay a $1,500 fine, embarrassed his family and lost his job but was it worth it? 

"As long as people got a kick out of it, it was worth it," he said. 

Although he is an "aspiring social media star" Stalmach says he does not plan on doing it again and apologizes for the fact that he did. 

Aside from his misdemeanor charges and pleading guilty to indecent exposure, Stalmach almost got himself registered as a sex offender had there been any children under 15 years old in the crowd. Lucky for him, he's not on the list. 

Whether or not he makes it as a "social media star" we don't think he has a future in break dancing either. 
Tags:  funnygolfnaked
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