This Brooklyn man has discovered something else coffee table legs can break other than your toes!
Recently this 54-year-old man and his girlfriend invited another man into their sexual endeavors.
It must have just been a one-time thing, though, because when he came home to find his girlfriend and the other man hanging out again he flew into a blind rage and decided the best weapon would be the coffee table leg!
We can only assume his logic was that the table is good a breaking bones, so why not break up another three-way!
Turns out it wasn't the best idea though because the other guy was hospitalized in critical condition and the creative crazy man still has charges pending.