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Police Are On The Lookout For A 'Car Wash Bandit' (Video) 03/19/18
Police Are On The Lookout For A 'Car Wash Bandit' (Video)
Police have identified the man suspected of using laminated dollar bills attached to fishing line to steal thousands of dollars from auto-pay machines at car washes across multiple states. 

The suspect is 55-year-old Dana Bailey, after police reviewed footage from January 25th was reviewed...
Watch Out, This Man Wants Your Peacock And Will Even Steal It If He Has To (Video) 03/14/18
Watch Out, This Man Wants Your Peacock And Will Even Steal It If He Has To (Video)
A bird bandit is on the loose in Coconut Grove, Florida but he's not just out snagging parakeets. No, no, no. This man must just live by "go big or go home" because he decided to go for peacocks! 

This neighborhood has been overrun by peacocks and we're not sure who owns them but we do...
Intruder Breaks Into Hair Extension Store And Uses Their Computer To Watch Porn (Video) 02/20/18
Intruder Breaks Into Hair Extension Store And Uses Their Computer To Watch Porn (Video)
These people who own and live above this hair extension business got to experience a real-life Seth Rogen movie recently when a burglar broke in and watched porn on their computer! 

Liza Mirizzi says in the middle of the night she went downstairs to make herself some tea when she saw...
This Bare Midriff Bandit Will Take Your Packages But Probably Not Your Shirt (Video) 02/19/18
This Bare Midriff Bandit Will Take Your Packages But Probably Not Your Shirt (Video)
Hide your kids, hide your packages, but don't worry about hiding your shirts because this woman wants to steal anything but those! 

Most bandits try to cover up at least a little before making their heist, but not his woman! Not only does she not cover her face when she steals packages...
Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down His Pants And Steals Them From The Pet Store (Video) 01/24/18
Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down His Pants And Steals Them From The Pet Store (Video)
Clearwater police have arrested a man for shoving exotic fish down his pants and stealing them from the Pet Safari pet store while his accomplice distracted the cashier. 

Kayla Kraut, the cashier at the time, says the couple was acting fishy from the moment they walked in. 
Real-Life 'Wet Bandits' Ransack A Long Island Home And Leave It Flooded (Video) 12/04/17
Real-Life 'Wet Bandits' Ransack A Long Island Home And Leave It Flooded (Video)
It's that time of the year when the Christmas classic Home Alone is on TV almost every night. A lot of people find the movie heartwarming and inspiring, but these guys must have been inspired by the infamous bad guys in the film, the wet bandits! 

Burglars came into the...
Security Camera Captures Footage Of A Package Thief Getting Caught By A Homeowner (Video) 12/04/17
Security Camera Captures Footage Of A Package Thief Getting Caught By A Homeowner (Video)
This time of year, it's a regular occurrence to see news stories about the increase in package thefts from front porches. One woman, though, wasn't about to let her stuff be stolen that easily!

This Washington woman caught someone trying to steal packages off her porch, and she grabbed...
The Real-Life Hamburglar Has Turned Herself In (Video) 11/20/17
The Real-Life Hamburglar Has Turned Herself In (Video)
After a woman was caught on camera climbing in through the drive-through at a McDonald's and helping herself, she has turned herself in! 

Police have identified the snack-stealing suspect as Jessica Cross. 

Cross climbed through the window, put her shirt up over...
Model Who Stole An Uber Driver's Tip Jar Apologizes After Being Ripped Apart Online (Video) 11/17/17
Model Who Stole An Uber Driver's Tip Jar Apologizes After Being Ripped Apart Online (Video)
Eighteen-year-old aspiring model, Gabrielle Canales was caught on camera stealing $5 from an Uber driver’s tip jar and was blasted on the internet over it. 

Back in August Canales and her friends were riding in an Uber and when they all went to get out, Canales reached her...
IKEA Frying Pan Thief Honestly Thought Smuggling A Pan In Her Yoga Pants Would Work (Video) 10/25/17
IKEA Frying Pan Thief Honestly Thought Smuggling A Pan In Her Yoga Pants Would Work (Video)
A woman in Missouri, Sierra Coleman, got caught trying to steal a frying pan from IKEA that she thought she could get away with stuffing down the back of her yoga pants. 

As a security guard is restraining her there is a perfectly clear outline of a whole frying pan where her buttcheeks...
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