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Unfortunately-Named Brian Bates, Arrested After Police Find Him Using Toilet Brush To Pleasure Himself At Doctor's Office (Video) 12/07/18
Unfortunately-Named Brian Bates, Arrested After Police Find Him Using Toilet Brush To Pleasure Himself At Doctor's Office (Video)
                    
Annoying Basketball Fan Screams Like A Banshee During Opposing Team's Free Throws (Video) 12/06/18
Annoying Basketball Fan Screams Like A Banshee During Opposing Team's Free Throws (Video)
This Cal State Northridge basketball fan cares way too much and actually shrieks while the other team is throwing free throws in a pathetic, childish attempt at a distraction. 

Student sections use different techniques to do the same thing, who knows if it actually works or not, but this...
Dumb CEO Says George H.W. Bush Smiling Down From Heaven At Houston Getting An XFL Team (Video) 12/06/18
Dumb CEO Says George H.W. Bush Smiling Down From Heaven At Houston Getting An XFL Team (Video)
Well, Janis Burke should be ready to go to play in an XFL game herself now that she's had herself a good stretch... 

Recently commissioner and CEO of the XFL, Oliver Luck announced the list of cities...
FYI: Just Because Your Tesla Has Autopilot, You Still Can't Be Drunk Behind The Wheel (Video) 12/03/18
FYI: Just Because Your Tesla Has Autopilot, You Still Can't Be Drunk Behind The Wheel (Video)
California Highway Patrol has arrested Los Altos resident, Alexander Samek for falling asleep, drunk, behind the wheel of his driver-assisted Tesla. 

It is not the first time people have tried to substitute a designated driver for their autopilot mode, it has actually happened so...
Nebraska Man 'Forced' To Drive Like Ace Ventura Because Of Broken Windshield Wipers Charged With DUI (Video) 12/03/18
Nebraska Man 'Forced' To Drive Like Ace Ventura Because Of Broken Windshield Wipers Charged With DUI (Video)
A drunk guy in Lincoln, Nebraska crashed his car while driving the other day after he was "forced" to drive like Ace Ventura. 

The guy told police his wipers didn't work so he had to stick his head out the window, Ventura-style, and ended up crashing. 
Woman Wanted Free Beer So Bad, She Set A Deli On Fire When She Didn't Get It (Video) 12/03/18
Woman Wanted Free Beer So Bad, She Set A Deli On Fire When She Didn't Get It (Video)
Does your love for free beer burn like the fire of flaming hairspray? 

No, we're not talking about our Free Beer. Though, we are sure your answer to that one would be yes. 

Some thirsty woman in Philadelphia walked into a convenience store or deli last...
Dumb Lakers Fan Messes Up Ridiculously Easy Quiz (Video) 11/26/18
Dumb Lakers Fan Messes Up Ridiculously Easy Quiz (Video)
A Lakers fan got to participate in one of those on-court games during a break in the game against the Jazz on Friday and failed spectacularly. 

Literally these games are designed for one lucky fan, usually no matter how dumb they are, to win some sort of trip or...
Arkansas Man Caught On Camera Urinating While Walking Up To Couple's Doorstep (Video) 11/14/18
Arkansas Man Caught On Camera Urinating While Walking Up To Couple's Doorstep (Video)
When you get one of those cameras on your doorstep that start recording when someone or something walks up, you hope you never see something sketchy, just nice to have the extra precaution! 

Well, what Angela Butterworth and her husband saw on theirs was more than just their usual cat...
62-Year-Old Man Who Lives With Nine Life-Sized Dolls Unsurprisingly Given Restraining Order For Stalking 11/13/18
62-Year-Old Man Who Lives With Nine Life-Sized Dolls Unsurprisingly Given Restraining Order For Stalking
                     
High School Teacher Caught Cheating In One Of The Worst Ways Possible (Video) 11/02/18
High School Teacher Caught Cheating In One Of The Worst Ways Possible (Video)
Okay, so any way to get caught cheating or find out your partner is cheating is pretty bad but this story has got to at least be in one of the top 10. 

This teacher did what teachers should never do but do anyways and slept with a student. 

To make matters worse, he was...
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