Small Nevada Prepares For ‘Storm Area 51’ Jokers
Recently over 1.5 million have replied "going" to a (joke) event on Facebook called "Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us", now the town of Rachel is preparing for whatever strange activity...
Matt Nagy Says ‘Penis’ Instead of ‘Peanuts’ During Cubs’ 7th Inning Stretch
We guess it really depends on how you pronounce the word "peanuts" but it definitely sounds like Matt Nagy said "penis and crackerjacks" at a recent Cubs game!
During the 7th inning stretch, singing "Take...
Despite Rumors, The Female Of This Type Of Arachnid Doesn’t Always Kill Its Mate...
Each morning on the show, we play Dumber Than The Show Trivia for a cash prize. Today, Eddie in Pennsylvania took on Hot Wings on a $400 round of the game. Watch the clip...
Woman Takes World Record For Lowest Note Sung By A Female
A new Guiness World Record was made last year, and it’s the lowest note ever sung by a female!
Helen Leahy beat this record by singing the note D2, registering at 72.5 Hertz.
The lowest note...
Louisville ‘Over 55’ Apartment Complex Bans Laughter
An apartment complex for the elderly decided to ban fun entirely and residents are ticked.
Apparently this place specifically for people 55+ hates sunshine and anything happy because they’re banning loud laughter in public spaces.
They...
Man Steals Bagel Bites, Then Slaps Manager With the Box
This man really made a whole scene over bagel bites from the Dollar Tree!
Literally, everything costs only one dollar there.
Anyways, dude stole pizza bagel bites from a Dollar Tree where he then attacked the manager with...
DeMar DeRozan Says Life Is Being ‘F’d Up’ By Old Person Filter
Unless you haven't been on social media in the past few days, you've probably seen everyone and their brother using that new filter that makes you look about 80 years older.
We tried it and...
Fox 10 Phoenix Anchor Kari Lake Caught Blasting ’20-Year-Old Dopes’ At New Times
Kari Lake, an Emmy Award-winning anchor for Phoenix's Fox 10 News apparently has some real disdain for the folks over at the Phoenix New Times.
After her bosses her asked her to be less public...
SUV Speeds Into the Hackensack River After Car Wash
A mother and daughter took a dip in the Hackensack river a few days ago, but not on purpose.
After going through the car wash, the mother, who was driving, tried to brake so she...
Iowa DHS Employee Sends 350 Emails About Tupac
Basically this dude is Tupac’s biggest fan.
Jerry Foxhoven emailed his coworkers at the Iowa Department of Human Services a total of 350 emails mentioning the rapper-- one even reminding everyone to remember the anniversary...
