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This Man Claims He Lost His Virginity At 17 To A Busty Alien Named Crescent (Video)
Posted by Steve on February 08 2018
Do you believe in aliens? With all of the talk about the vastness of space, it's pretty hard to believe that we're the only living beings out there. And David Huggins of New Jersey most likely would agree with that sentiment.

David claims that when he was a little kid playing out by the barn on the family farm, he encountered a little hairy being hiding in the woods. Obviously scared, he ran away. But when he returned later, the little man was there once again. OK, creepy, but it could probably be explained as just another kid pulling a prank on him or something. But David also claims that when he was 17-years-old, he was visited by what he describes as an alien named Crescent. Crescent had black hair (which David believes was a wig), black eyes and long fingernails. David formed a relationship with Crescent, and says that he eventually lost his virginity to the alien! But it doesn't end there. David says that he as fathered HUNDREDS of human/alien hybrid babies!

David says that he has no idea why he was choses as the representative of the human race to procreate with aliens, but he has also never asked. He just believes that he was there for a particular reason. He appears to be in his 60s or 70s, so this all happened many, many years ago, but David says that he has seen Crescent as recent as four or five months ago.

So...that's something!
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