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This Bare Midriff Bandit Will Take Your Packages But Probably Not Your Shirt (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on February 19 2018
Hide your kids, hide your packages, but don't worry about hiding your shirts because this woman wants to steal anything but those! 

Most bandits try to cover up at least a little before making their heist, but not his woman! Not only does she not cover her face when she steals packages from peoples' front porches, she also doesn't even wear a shirt! 

Armed with only a sports bra video surveillance footage from the home shows her whole face and midriff running up to the porch and nabbing multiple packages twice within an hour! 

The local sheriffs had posted the surveillance video online to try to get someone who recognized the woman but their efforts were only met with jokes in the comments.

Jokes like "Maybe there's a shirt in one of those packages," or "Give her a nice orange jumpsuit," though, were not amusing to the homeowner who says there were presents for her kids in those packages. 

At this point, enough people will have seen the video to catch the bandit so we can feel good about ourselves for sitting back and laughing at everyone. 
Tags:  funnypolicestealingthief
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