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The Real-Life Hamburglar Has Turned Herself In (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on November 20 2017
After a woman was caught on camera climbing in through the drive-through at a McDonald's and helping herself, she has turned herself in! 

Police have identified the snack-stealing suspect as Jessica Cross. 

Cross climbed through the window, put her shirt up over her head like Cornholio and proceeded to fill up a drink and then steal money and happy meal toys in her half hour heist! 

As hard as she tried, it did not stop anyone from identifying her, resulting in turning herself in and facing burglary and theft charges. 

She should have left the McDonald's thievery to the OG Hamburglar, he's a little cuter anyways. 
Tags:  arrestedfast foodfunnythief
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