In the Bronx, this guy noticed another guy walking in to a convenience store with an extremely well-behaved raccoon just chilling on his back!
No, this was not just a cute little baby raccoon or even a seemingly normal one, this was a dang king-sized trash burglar! This man must just be keeping this thing around to enter it into a "world's largest raccoon" contest because this one would definitely have a shot!
The video starts outside the store and the guy taking the video thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen and begins following the raccoon owner into the convenience store!
Raccoon man then walks right up to the counter and nobody questions anything!
As the guy taking the video repeated, "only in the Bronx, man..."