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Radio Host Does Play-By-Play Of A Hilariously Sad Break-In Attempt (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on February 05 2018
When KIRO Radio 97.3 FM out of Seattle saw surveillance footage of someone trying to break into the studio and someone's truck, host John Curley decided to give play-by-play of it all! 

The vandal first tries to break in to a truck in the parking lot by repeatedly hitting the windows with a mop handle. Of course, that doesn't work but Curley counts out each feeble attempt. 

"If you're counting at home, that's fourteen blows to the window with the mop," he says. 

He then narrates him climbing on top of the roof and eventually falling. 

"Somebody get some salami and cream cheese and rub it allll over his face! He's unconcious!" 

It's one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen so we're sharing it with you all. Happy Monday! 
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