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Man Goes On A Naked Rampage In Rush-Hour Traffic And Climbs On Top Of A Truck (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on December 14 2017
Why did the naked man cross the road? Well, do we have a story for you! 

Jose Gonzalez Flores was involved in a (almost) hit-and-run on the highway during rush-hour traffic. Instead of the accident happening and both drivers act like normal human beings, exchange info, and call the police, Flores went crackers. 

Flores just could not contain his anger, or his clothes for that matter, so he stripped down and his rampage began! 

He ran up to a tractor-trailer truck and tried to pull the driver, Adam Allen out. Flores looked at the dog in the passenger seat and began barking. He then screamed "hi-ya" like a karate star and punched the window, shattering the glass and cutting the Allen's dog's face! 

Now, punch all the windows you want, the second you hurt a dog you're over buddy! 

Except it wasn't over there! 

With a tire and knife in hand, Flores laid down in the middle of the road and when cars stopped to avoid hitting him, he went after them too! 

Soon enough, Flores then was on top of a truck and stabbing it before jumping off and running into the woods. 

Police eventually found Flores and when it comes to his charges, they'll be throwing the whole book at him! Flores will be charged with indecent exposure, felony hit-and-run, throwing an object at a moving vehicle, destruction of property, assault and battery, disorderly conduct and marijuana possession. 

Also, Allen's dog Emma will be okay, and that's the important part here! 
Tags:  angryfunnynakedwtf
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