Oh s**t, there is a woman jogging around Colorado Springs on a pooping parade in what cops are thinking is a "revenge pooping."
Cathy Budde, a homeowner living in the drop zone said the "Mad Pooper" decided in front of Budde's kids was the perfect place to drop off some kids of her own.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like ... ‘are you serious?’” Budde said. “’Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
Despite multiple porta-potties and public restrooms in the area, this Poo Princess runs with toilet paper or napkins in her pocket and just chooses to drop when and where she pleases.
Locals are rallying together to get the woman to cut the crap and have even gotten local law enforcement involved!
No bulls**t here, just a lady on the loose!