Some people were spotted boating without life jackets and one man was NOT okay with that. "I'm puttin' you on the news," he shouted at the boaters repeatedly. When the boaters were irritated enough to shout back, he followed up with, "I'm puttin' you on the news for cussin' at me," as if that's a thing people can do. Either he's really well connected with media people who care about uninteresting hillbilly drama, or he's a little over-confident.
Either way, this has to be the dumbest fight anyone has ever picked in the history of boating...or maybe even the history of humans.