How do you plan to celebrate your 100th birthday if you make it that far? Perhaps a cup of Jello? A spiffy new wheelchair? A Murder She Wrote marathon? Well, not Beatrice Ingerling, who turns 100 tomorrow. She wants to do a pole dance! The whole thing started as a joke with her family, but they're actually setting it up for her by getting her a pole for her birthday party.
For 100, Beatrice appears to be doing pretty damn well. She's in good shape, she's not on any medication and she looks pretty good...but definitely not good enough where anyone wants to see her riding the pole. Yuck.