Thanksgiving has officially gone from “holiday feast” to “financial Olympics.”

Back in the 1980s, you could snag a whole turkey, all the sides, and even two bottles of wine for less than $40.

Now? That same cart would make your wallet cry louder than your drunk uncle after a few beers when someone mentions anything remotely political.

Some things remain the same, though, like how YOUR family only trusts YOU to bring napkins.