No, this is not a euphemism for anything. This man truly, proudly takes his turkey everywhere he goes.

From the pub, to the store, to the dentist, Dave Brooker and his turkey, Trouble Version Two (T2 for short), are rarely ever apart.

Their life together began when Brooker rescued T2 as a chick and she imprinted on him before her own mother.

While we understand this man and his turkey are no different than other people and their dogs but what would you do if you saw this duo at your local watering hole?

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