By now you’ve probably heard about the F-35 stealth fighter jet that the Marines lost when the pilot had to eject and the jet kept going. Debris from the aircraft was found in South Carolina and the crash was, apparently witnessed by a nearby resident.

At 71 years old, Randolph White enjoys his time at his quiet home in Williamsburg County, South Carolina. However, that quiet was interrupted as White was “taking a shave” when the stealth jet went down near White’s home.

Based on his reenactment, we can only assume it sounded like the end of days.