Recently, a Girl Scout troop decided to take a dip in the lake at Huntsville State Park in Texas. However, they confirmed the need for the “Gator Warning” signs posted everywhere as these young ladies are likely traumatized more than being yelled at by Karens over cookies ever could do.
As the ladies were swimming, a 14-foot-long alligator suddenly made a beeline toward a group of girl scouts swimming in a lake. Parents and guardians, luckily were there and went INTO the water to rescue the girls and everyone got out safely.
Maybe, it was actually the legendary Loch Ness Monster always referred to in South Park, and it just needed about $3.50…or at least some “Loch Ness munchies or something.”