Police in Virginia are looking for “the bird bandit”. No, he is not a man who steals birds, he’s a man who steals with birds!
One morning, the knife-wielding, bird-loving man, decked out in a bold shirt and the biggest hat held someone up at a 7-Eleven.
He then took off in his Blue Ford SUV, which (for some reason the news thought it relevant to note) he likes to rev up at the McDonald’s drive thru.
We guess if you’re going to take up robbery, you should definitely wear the goofiest get-up you can so nobody can recognize you when you look normal!
Read More: Fox 5 DC