We’re sure when out busking or simply trying to show off your talents for tips from the general public, you come across all kinds of characters.

This woman, however, is someone you would never want to encounter.

First of all, is it the angle of the camera or is she 10 feet tall? Is Leonard Cohen really an Israelite high priest? Why is she being protected by Russian Authorities?

We have too many questions here…just like we’re sure this busker does too.