This bear was just looking to crack some cold ones and, luckily, he stumbled upon this Canadian woman’s vehicle with 72 cans of pop inside.

When Sharon Rosel’s dog alerted her to something outside at 3 AM, we are sure a black bear actively slurping 69 sodas outside her car.

He started with Orange Crush and moved on to the diet stuff, but didn’t like that nearly as much. Rosel did specify, he did not open the cans with his claws as we humans would but did it with his teeth like a feral frat boy about to break a table while day drinking.

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