A man in Volusia County, Florida has ben accused of not only breaking into two homes, but also attempting to flee police, jumping into a pool and on a trampoline in the process.

He also managed to do all this naked and covered in wheel bearing grease, peppermint oil, and a bit of blood.

It is believed he was under the influence of some unknown substance(s)…which seems a bit obvious but who are we to assume?