If you are sarcastic, have a reliable phone, are free of “trauma drama syndrome” and don’t eat your grandma’s poisoned ham, this is the job for you!

Yes, those are among the many oddly specific requirements of this serving job shared by TikTok user @.desertrat.

Either this is a test of potential hires’ senses of humor or, as one commenter put it, “It sounds like that employer has heard every single one of those excuses and has a bit of trauma.”