He wants people to live clean and smart, so then they can finally come back to games and get better seats to watch.
“Live clean, live smart, and maybe when you become a fake person, you'll get good seats at the LSU game."
-Mike Leach pic.twitter.com/j6FQJpGslg
— George Stoia III (@GeorgeStoia) September 29, 2020
Source: Bro Bible