One of the first song you learn to sing as a kid is the ABC song. Apparently some kids today have been confused by the middle portion of the song which sounds like “ellemenohpee.” (LMNOP)Funny, I thought mumble rap was in.
They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining. pic.twitter.com/TnZL8VutnW
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 26, 2019
Rather than smashing all five letters together, this “new” version just place some very uncomfortable pauses between the letters. It doesn’t help that its a children’s song, played at an already creepily slow pace, but also sang by a middle aged man, who seems way too optimistic.
Source: Barstool Sports