Count Along As This Reporter Breaks Record For News Puns In Halloween Story

Two giant skull Halloween decorations stolen from this man’s front porch is not necessarily newsworthy, they definitely sent this reporter out with one goal…make as many puns as possible!

We’re not sure if this is supposed to be a trick but it’s definitely not a treat unless you turn it into a game and count!

Now we’re not talking Count Dracula here, we mean just sit back and count each horrible pun this woman makes because it’s spooky! 

Let’s honestly just challenge her to a pun-off because while we’d be scared to admit it, we would win in a fashion that would chill her to the bone!

Find the whole story here and play along!