Zach McGuire in Roanoke, Virginia heard a strange noise come from his kitchen last week and what he found made him say “You butter not!”

He walked into the kitchen to find a random woman muttering to herself, trying to microwave his butter…

A little shocked and a little confused, McGuire had her sit on the floor while he called the police.

Later, he did an interview with the local news while wearing a sombrero, drinking a Natty Light and really warming up to his butter jokes!

He also made sure to remind everyone to lock their doors and “BYOB” which in this case means “bring your own butter.”

Source: ABC 13 News