Serial Masturbator Wanted in Two States

A man was arrested recently at a department store in South Burlington, Vermont for… pleasuring himself.

But police were in for a surprise when they found that he was wanted at several other stores including Kohl’s and Walmart!

At each store, he had been reportedly using his body as an amusement park…

He was cited for “lewd and lascivious conduct.”

Maybe he should check the games section at Kohl’s for some better things to fill his time…

Source: WCAX