This guy sounds like the dumb villain in a cartoon who would be super successful if it weren’t for his enormous ego…
A man in Florida was pulled over for a traffic stop. While the cop was walking to his car did a donut around him and sped off.
He was so proud of himself for escaping that he called 911 to brag an hour later.
“Like what do we pay you guys for…like I’ve driven past four cops” he said.
Police told him that they were only able to arrest him because he called 911.
“That’s funny. So I told on myself?” he said in the arrest report.
Well, at least he can laugh at himself…
Source: Barstool Sports
