We need to figure out what planet Dwyane Wade has been on the whole time he was in the NBA because dude is fascinated by the things we find most mundane!

Now Wade has retired from the NBA and is discovering a whole new world as his wife Gabrielle Union described to James Corden.

Union said her man is amazed by places like Old Navy and the car wash and she even had to tell him milk didn’t cost $20!

You can’t blame the guy, he’s made it this far without knowing these things and now he’s literally on to a new chapter of life!

Source: Deadspin