A lawyer in Oklahoma is in trouble for allegedly smearing feces on a refund check he wrote to a former client.

Attorney Mark Bailey was charged with assault and battery after being accused of hitting a woman with his truck but it’s a whole other crock of s**t that’s got him in trouble with the Oklahoma Bar Association.

He dropped off the check and asked them to give it to a specific person there when they noticed a “pinched indentation and there was a brown, damp smear across its front.”

The bar association has filed a formal complaint but Bailey denies it was actually feces.

According to his paralegal, the checkbook fell between the car seats and the brown sludge was there before he even signed the check.

We guess we will just have to