Nature Is Wild: Tortoise Projectile Pees While Owner Holds It

We’re not complete idiots and know that animals do have bladders and they get full sometimes but this is insane! 

This tortoise owner was just holding up her giant, ancient-looking friend when it just lets out a full-on jet stream of pee!

Not only that, but did you guys know tortoises fart!? At least that’s what it sounds like…

Nature is crazy, friends.