Crash Test Dummies Fly Off Roller Coaster, Damage Hotel

This Jersey Shore amusement park was doing a routine safety check on a roller coaster recently when two crash test dummies flew off and damaged the roof of a hotel next door.

Don’t worry, though, the vice president of the park is assuring us the ride is still safe…sure, bud.

Apparently the dummies are supposed to be filled with water, but they sprung leaks, so when they deflated and slipped out of the lap bar.

So basically if you plan on riding this coaster, don’t plan on losing any of your mass, wait untilĀ after the ride to barf.

Source: NBC New York 4