Free Beer and Hot Wings A Woman Called 911 To Ask For Advice On How To Kill Her Boyfriend

Criminals, for the most part, are not the smartest people in the world. Sure, there are some exceptions, but in the case of 54-year-old Zelda L. Cotton of Tonawanda, NY, she’s the rule…not the exception.

Cotton was apparently tired of her 76-year-old boyfriend and decided to call 911 for some advice…on how to kill him. Wait, what?! Obviously, police responded to the call, and it’s a good thing that they did. When they arrived, the 76-year-old man said that his girlfriend had threatened him, hit him numerous times with a VHS tape and hit him with a leaf blower battery!

Not surprisingly, Cotton was arrested, arraigned, ordered to keep away from her boyfriend and held on $5,000 bail.

Source: WGRZ