We’re not 100% sure how to appropriately go about telling you all this story so bear with us here.

Let’s just say this guy almost got away with a lot of booty.

Police arrested Eusebio Padilla, 23, for “receiving stolen property and tampering with evidence” after what out just as a regular ol’ traffic stop!

They found a knife on him and patted him down only to find a baggie of diamonds in his rectum!

Source: Fox News