Recently a 33-year-old woman in Philadelphia stole a city pickup truck after telling them she needed to pee.
She just walked on up and asked if she could squat down between their trucks and take care of her leak real quick.
For some reason they said yes but then she jumped into one of the trucks and stole it!!
The tinkle thief didn’t get too far and before you ask “what are you, high?”
Yes, yes she was.
Source: Fox 29