This Wilmington, Massachusetts Market Basket grocery store is haunted, according to its shoppers so naturally the local news had to come for a corny segment!

Complete with puns about “boo berries,” dumb shots of the reporter “disappearing,” and carts moving on their own this is the epitome of small-town news!

According to the shoppers the ghost is basically the girl from The Ring but she’s wearing traditional Victorian “garb.”

So next time you go grocery shopping, make sure to watch out for the GHOULash.

See, that was horrible.

Source: CBS Local Boston