Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton says he’ll be totally celibate for the month of March…and we think he’s insane.

It’s part of a series of monthly challenges he’s given himself, which seems like a fun idea until he cuts out everything fun in life.

In January he cut out fantasy sports leagues, February he went vegan, and now here we are in March where he is not getting frisky at all.

Good luck with that, bud.