Apparently having one of the best teams in the NFL, six Super Bowl championships and all the money in the world brings a lot of pent-up sexual frustration that can only be cured with an Asian massage rub-n-tug parlor.

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is one of 25 men being charged in connection to sex trafficking and soliciting to commit prostitution at Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida.

COME ON, MAN.

We really don’t get it…

Police are still investigating the matter and the NFL is involved now too so we will just have to see how this plays out for him.

Source: CBS 12