Many people have tried but few have succeeded the way comedian Mark Normand did at being dirty and hilariously derailing one of those cheesy local news morning segments.

Complete with the pretty anchorwoman and the typical fake living room, Normand sits down and makes this news crew question if they should ever have another comedian on again.

He starts out talking about how hungover and gay he is, then works in a queefing joke, and later shares he may or may not be taking (or snorting) Viagra…yet.

It’s incredible, somebody get this guy an award or something!